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Santa is Worse Than El Cuco!

9:05 am By Jennifer Woodard Maderazo · Celebrities| Culture| Newspapers · Comments Off

14 Dec 2007

eab58e2d7787ca1a825bf59356b1fffa.jpgForget the boogyman and el cuco, for some kids there is nothing scarier than jolly ole Saint Nick. Having just taken my littlest to see Santa, with similar results as the photo above, I can relate and yes even laugh a little at the misery of small children when having to sit on the lap of a strange fat white man (don’t we usually tell our children to run away from people like him?). You too can laugh at the misery of children thanks to a series of pics put up the South Florida Sun-Sentinel.

Merry Christmas!

Via / The South Florida Sun-Sentinel

Microsoft pulls the plug on X-rated Santa

1:47 pm By Maegan La Mala · Bizarro| Controversia| Internet| children · Comments Off

11 Dec 2007

Santa.png“Ho Ho Ho” has a whole new meaning at Microsoft Messenger, where its Santa Claus IM bot (pictured at right), an automated chat buddy for children, apparently has a real potty mouth. A reader of the UK’s The Register was innocently showing his young niece how she could chat with Santa online when sex-imbued IM mayhem began.

The holiday cheer soured this week when a reader of a United Kingdom-based technology news site, The Register, reported that a chat between Santa and his underage nieces about eating pizza prompted Santa to bring up oral sex.

One of the publication’s writers replicated the chat Monday. After declining the writer’s repeated invitations to eat pizza, a frustrated Santa burst out with, “You want me to eat what?!? It’s fun to talk about oral sex, but I want to chat about something else.”

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Santa Claus is an undocumented immigrant worker

6:48 pm By Jennifer Woodard Maderazo · Controversia| Immigration| Internet · Comments Off

20 Dec 2006

Santa%20Claus%20close%20up%20250.JPGWhen the fat man comes inching down your chimney this year, turn up the fire and run him off, as he is an “illegal immigrant worker” according to one website:

Santa isn’t welcome in Hazleton because he’s an illegal immigrant just like all the others the Pennsylvania town is trying to get rid of — or so someone would have you believe.

A new Web site, http://www.nosantaforhazleton.com, says the town intends to keep Santa out this Christmas because he represents the illegal immigration the town council believes increases crime and burdens local services.

But the site is a hoax, created by someone in a bid to satirize a local law passed in July that has attracted national attention by imposing penalties on businesses and landlords to deter them from hiring or renting rooms to illegal immigrants.

While it’s unknown who is behind the online campaign to boycott Santa due to his immigration status, it’s pretty clear that it’s the work of a few snarky activists who find Hazleton, Pennsylvania’s anti-immigrant policies absurd. Check out the “PSA”:

Via / Reuters


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