2:21 pm By Jennifer Woodard Maderazo · Celebrities · Comments Off
1 Dec 2008My Salma was seen recently, sporting a fabulous blue dress, at the CNN “Heros” award show.

And apparently, I was not the only one thrilled by the way blue material has a way of disappearing when it’s most necessary to disappear:
Alec Baldwin had a good time with “30 Rock” guest Jennifer Aniston, but she’s not his favorite.
That honor belongs to Salma Hayek, who will play his character’s love interest in five upcoming episodes.
“She was literally the most fabulous woman that I’ve ever worked with,” Baldwin told People.com. And, at Sunday night’s CNN “Heroes” tribute award show, Hayek was quick to return the praise.
I would like it to be known right now–I can and will take on Mr. “You’re a Pig” Alec Baldwin. I’ve already defeated stronger better fighters than him.
Anything for my Salmita and her blue dresses…
10:59 am By Jennifer Woodard Maderazo · Celebrities · Comments Off
12 Nov 2008From La Mala comes the wonderful news that my Salmita was out and about with la nena, the other day. Lossip is asserting that this lovely image is of a Salma with no make up on and no hair product in.

And you wonder why I will not let you anywhere near my Salmita. Que Stunningly Beautiful.
::true love always::
3:45 pm By Jennifer Woodard Maderazo · Celebrities · 4 Comments
10 Nov 2008
“I’m like an alcoholic. It is like, I don’t care if I cry, I don’t care if I am fat, I am just going to do it for one more week, one more month, and then when I see how much good it is doing her and I can’t stop. It is a very powerful thing, you know.”
Ok, you pervs. The above is not an example of Salma’s desire for your resident Macha. Or for you either. It is an example of mi Salmita’s dedication to motherhood.
I wonder if Salma would mind if I would take care of her tetas when they are achy or sore?
1:28 pm By Jennifer Woodard Maderazo · Celebrities · Comments Off
31 Oct 2008Pointing to the reality of el diablo in our midst comes the news that my two fav mujeres ever, Eva Mendes and Salmita, are fighting! As it turns out, Eva is pissed that mi Salmita stole Eva’s unborn baby’s name:
‘The Women’ actress – who is close friends with Salma – was stunned when she discovered the 42-year-old actress had called her daughter Valentina Paloma, who she welcomed into the world in September 2007.
Eva said: “Salma took my baby name. Valentina Paloma. I was like, ‘Salma, you took my baby name!’ And she’s all, ‘What are your other ones so that I don’t take them.’ “
And La Macha is all, Eva girl, you may be my honey, but don’t nobody mess with my Salmita. If she wants your baby name, then you will give it to her, or face the wrath of La Macha!
I could totally kick Eva’s ass. Totally. Even though it does appear she works out. Or something.

1:02 pm By Jennifer Woodard Maderazo · Celebrities · Comments Off
31 Oct 200810:41 am By Jennifer Woodard Maderazo · Celebrities · 1 Comment
7 Oct 20084:57 pm By Jennifer Woodard Maderazo · Celebrities · Comments Off
6 Oct 2008
So, either the common people are so unused to a Spanish accent or so unused to Lebanese as a reference point, that when a Mexican born woman of Lebanese descent speaks, she must be outing her queer self.
ITV talk show presenter Eamon Holmes made a gaffe while the actress was present to discuss her campaign to wipe out Tetanus, reports The Sun.
Holmes asked Salma, Hayek doesn’t sound very Mexican”. To which the actress replied that’s because she’s half Lebanese.
He didn’t understand what she said and mistakenly asked: “You’re a lesbian?”
Salma clarified that she was a Lebanese.
Eamon asked her to forgive him and admitted he’d thought she’d said she was “half lesbian”.
You know what is really amusing to me? That even though this dude is talking to a woman with such a thick accent he can’t understand her, he still has the audacity to question her Mexican identity! It’s so much fun to be mestiz@ some times.
12:49 pm By Jennifer Woodard Maderazo · Celebrities · Comments Off
3 Oct 2008Time to add yet another reason to the long list of reasons why I love Salma most of all. She just announced her support of a campaign put together by UNICEF and Pampers to help eradicate tetanus world-wide.
Hayek, spokeswoman for the Pampers/UNICEF campaign against tetanus, went to Sierra Leone last week to take part in an vaccination drive against the disease.
For each specially-marked pack of Pampers diapers sold through year-end, Procter & Gamble has pledged to donate a vaccine. UNICEF hopes to wipe out the scourge, blamed for the deaths of 140,000 babies and 30,000 mothers each year, by 2012.
Now, normal cynical me is rumbling and grumbling about stars and their stupid causes and why doesn’t stupid old Pampers just donate the damn vaccines without all of us having to buy their stupid old diapers?
But hawt and bothered me is oohing and ahhing over my sweet lovely Salmita’s good soul and marveling how much I’d love to hold her crying little self. And Pampers rawks totally.
Yum, yum.
12:13 pm By Jennifer Woodard Maderazo · Celebrities|Movies · Comments Off
15 Sep 2008
So word about town is that my Salmita has been seen frequently with her old hombre, Francois-Henri Pinault. But there is evidently no reconciliation in the works–rather instead, Salma is lining up a plan of action against an author that may have stolen her personal diary and written her words into publication:
The two reportedly feel “furious” and “betrayed” over reports that a short story in Cervantes Prize-winning Carlos Fuente’s upcoming book “Happy Families” is actually a thinly veiled “novel a clef” about their own affair -– and allege that parts of the story were lifted word-for-word straight from Hayek’s own personal diaries.
The good thing about this, apparently the lifted words were actually rather poetical, proving my belief that Salma is not only physically but mentally desirable.
Reads the story: “Truffles began to make me itch, pheasants left me cross-eyed, lobsters grabbed at my hands to pull me back to the ocean floor … Love can suffocate us. It’s like eating candy all the time. You have to give tedium its due.”
“These are words that were taken directly from my own private diaries,” the distraught Hayek has confided to several close friends.
I spit on anyone who would invade another person’s privacy in such a way–and I invite Salma to find courage during these difficult times in my arms.
6:28 pm By Jennifer Woodard Maderazo · Celebrities|GLBT|Movies · Comments Off
9 Sep 2008
So, anybody who knows me even slightly knows that Salma Hayek is my girl. I am sure that someday Salmita will see the queer light and become my wife, or at the very least, girlfriend. But until that day, I will settle for my other girl, Eva Mendes.
You see, Eva makes the news for all sorts of naughty things, for example, getting angry because her nipple was censored, while various forms of guns, violence and murder are given free reign over our television sets.
Eva Mendes is furious with the censor board for allowing violence on TV screens and not her Calvin Klein TV ad that featured a nipple slippage. Since the ad was pulled from U.S. TV networks last month (Aug08) before it aired, only few people have seen the Secret Obsession promo. The ad came under fire for being too provocative.
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The actress admits she’s a little upset the sexy ad won’t be seen on TV, she said: “We can show guns everywhere and stuff but we can’t show a woman’s nipple; that’s a bit backwards to me.”
As a child of a former “make love not war” flower power hippy, I see Eva’s point. As an eager girlfriend want-to-be of Eva’s, I see her point even more. As a very sensible feminist, I have to wonder if maybe the point is to get rid of the guns and violence rather than increase consumer mentality around women’s bodies.
Ai, such conflicts in my life. I hardly know what to do about them all.
via/One India
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