Posts Tagged ‘Salma Hayek’
la Macha is back too!
23 Jul 2009Heavy traveling is finally done! I am back from the Allied Media Conference in Detroit, Michigan. I got some rest, some family time, and some time to catch up. I am still incredibly tired though, and I have to say, I really admire the shit out of la mala–that woman is a working machine. Kids hanging off her shoulder, food on the stove, three phones ringing, two workshops to run, and she still has the time to be pleasant and relaxed with her fellow bloggers!!!
It was a really great experience–I was especially thrilled by the Zapatista press conference (which I live blogged here). There is so much grassroots radical ground work going on–I just don’t even know what to do with the hope and inspiration it filled in me.
Like mala, I’ll be blogging about it. But for now…a picture of my Salmita, who I’ve neglected in the frenzy of summer. Pobrecita.
How I wish I was a Campari bottle at the moment.
Salma, Salma, take me away!
23 Apr 2009As bad news just keeps pouring in (don’t even ask me about why my car can’t seem to break down with some 50$ problem instead of some 2000$ problem), the only thing I want to think about any more s hot women. And what other hot woman in the world could possibly comfort me more than my darling Salmita?
Salma’s decided to rub my nose in it and reaffirm her heterosexual tendencies and marry the same man not just once, but *twice*…which frankly, makes me more than a tad irritated. But if she makes another movie where she rolls around naked with other naked women–all will be forgiven. I swear.
Salma’s husband bossnapped
6 Apr 2009
When the news gets too depressing for me, I always feel like I can cruise stories about my Salmita to feel better.
Sigh.
Turns out Salma’s life is pretty darn depressing as well.
Mexican actress Salma Hayek’s billionaire husband Francois-Henri Pinault was held hostage in his car Wednesday by his staff who were angered over 1,200 job cuts at two of his stores.
Mirror online reports, Pinault, 46, the boss of retail empire PPR which owns Gucci shops, was held for an hour by 50 staff members after a meeting in Paris until freed by riot police.
Pinault, who married Hayek, 42, six weeks ago, was the fifth “boss-napping” victim in a month. The union said: “We wanted talks to save jobs.”
Now, as a firm lover of the unions, I have to say, I’m sorta snickering at this. And it, honestly, sorta cheered me up.
As a Salma lover, however, I know that this probably frightened her, and as such, I must tell the unions to cool it.
Union solidarity rocks, just don’t get in the way of my fantasizing.
A little Salmita ogling
12 Mar 2009Ai, it’s been such a long time since I’ve had the opportunity to ogle and hump over the latest picture/words of my Salmita. This comes at just the right time.
The Mexican actress, famed for her curvy figure, used to be flat-chested when she was younger and regularly prayed for a bigger bust.
She even put her hands in holy water to try and make a miracle happen.
She said: “My mother and I stopped at a church during a road trip we were making from our home in Mexico.
“When we went inside the church, I prayed for the miracle that I wanted to happen. I put my hands in holy water and said, ‘Please God, give me some breasts!’”
It’s so wonderful how connected Salma and la Macha really are–I’ve actually prayed the same thing! Although it must be admitted, the praying happened under different circumstances (that’s all I think you need to know for now! :->).
May God always answer our prayers in such a blessed way.
Amen.
Salma’s Baby Daddy Might Have Another Baby
11:52 am By Maegan La Mala · Celebrities| Chismes| Politics| World| france · Comments Off
14 Jan 2009
And a very high-profile one at that. French Minister of Justice, Rachida Dati, has been keeping the identity of her baby daddy secret ever since she started showing, and since then rumors have been flying left and right as to who the papi is. The tabloid press swore that it was none other than French president Sarkozy, while others claimed it was Spanish president José María Aznar, as Dati remained tight-lipped. But now the press seems to believe they’ve solved the puzzle: the dad is Salma Hayek’s ex, Francois-Henri Pinault. Wowza!
Even though there had been little linking the pair, she confided: “I’m fed up with the rumours – during the whole summer they said that I was with Francois-Henri Pinault.”A fortnight later, during a lunch between female government ministers organised by Interior Minister Michele Alliot-Marie, she added: “The father travels a lot.”
At the time, Mr Pinault was flying regularly from Paris to the States to see baby daughter Valentina, who lives with Hollywood star mum Salma.
OK, that sounds like a lame piece of proof. But this is a bit more juicy:
Adipositivity Project
12:20 pm By Jennifer Woodard Maderazo · Women · Comments Off
17 Dec 2008
It was with so much joy that I found out one of my favorite Latin@ bloggers, Bianca Laureano got her photo taken for the amazing project: Adipositivity. According to the website, Adipositivity is:
The Adipositivity Project aims to promote size acceptance, not by listing the merits of big people, or detailing examples of excellence (these things are easily seen all around us), but rather, through a visual display of fat physicality. The sort that’s normally unseen.
The hope is to widen definitions of physical beauty. Literally.
My favorite thing about this project is how many of us Latin@s ever are represented outside of a Jennifer Lopez, Eva Mendes or even (my honey) Salma Hayek ideal? We all know that there’s beauty in those ideals–but most of us Latin@s are beautiful in ways that do not conform to Hollywood extremes. I love that Bianca represents a Latin@ ideal–and I highly recommend all VLatin@s make it over to the website to enjoy the rest of the Adipositivity project!
Salma Monday (because any day is a good day for Salma)
4:13 pm By Jennifer Woodard Maderazo · Celebrities · Comments Off
15 Dec 2008An oldie but goodie:
Salma Hayek – Click here for more amazing videos
The question: Would you look up? Even if it meant getting slapped by my girl? VLatin@s, you know my answer. What is yours? 
And because we can’t look up even if we wanted to, I include this video. A way to help us lonely folks in the middle of nowhere.
Catching up on Salma Mondays
2:21 pm By Jennifer Woodard Maderazo · Celebrities · Comments Off
1 Dec 2008My Salma was seen recently, sporting a fabulous blue dress, at the CNN “Heros” award show.
And apparently, I was not the only one thrilled by the way blue material has a way of disappearing when it’s most necessary to disappear:
Alec Baldwin had a good time with “30 Rock” guest Jennifer Aniston, but she’s not his favorite.
That honor belongs to Salma Hayek, who will play his character’s love interest in five upcoming episodes.
“She was literally the most fabulous woman that I’ve ever worked with,” Baldwin told People.com. And, at Sunday night’s CNN “Heroes” tribute award show, Hayek was quick to return the praise.
I would like it to be known right now–I can and will take on Mr. “You’re a Pig” Alec Baldwin. I’ve already defeated stronger better fighters than him.
Anything for my Salmita and her blue dresses…
Because Everyday is a Salma Day
10:59 am By Jennifer Woodard Maderazo · Celebrities · Comments Off
12 Nov 2008From La Mala comes the wonderful news that my Salmita was out and about with la nena, the other day. Lossip is asserting that this lovely image is of a Salma with no make up on and no hair product in.
And you wonder why I will not let you anywhere near my Salmita. Que Stunningly Beautiful.
::true love always::
Salma Monday
3:45 pm By Jennifer Woodard Maderazo · Celebrities · 4 Comments
10 Nov 2008
“I’m like an alcoholic. It is like, I don’t care if I cry, I don’t care if I am fat, I am just going to do it for one more week, one more month, and then when I see how much good it is doing her and I can’t stop. It is a very powerful thing, you know.”
Ok, you pervs. The above is not an example of Salma’s desire for your resident Macha. Or for you either. It is an example of mi Salmita’s dedication to motherhood.
I wonder if Salma would mind if I would take care of her tetas when they are achy or sore?
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