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In case you’ve been living under a rock for the past three days, I thought it’d be good to let you know that tonight, President Obama will be giving a speech about health care.

And in case you’ve been living under a concrete slab for the past three months, you know–health care and Obama is secretly the U.S.S.R. coming to get all us God Fearing Christians.

Thank Heavens Obama’s going to give a speech tonight to help clear things up. Right? Well…except…if Obama doesn’t clear everything up TONIGHT, in crystal clear fashion, his presidency is dead. Or something.

NBC gave a slightly more nuanced lead up to the speech.

My plan of action? I will wait to see what the dude has to say. And then I will either groan in disgust or cheer. And Obama will finish his last three years of his presidency. And the U.S. will continue on. Just as it did before white folks slipped into OMG-the-black-man-has-power! hysteria.