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Real Scary Stories: Eva is Mad at Salma!

1:28 pm By Jennifer Woodard Maderazo · Celebrities · Comments Off

31 Oct 2008

Pointing to the reality of el diablo in our midst comes the news that my two fav mujeres ever, Eva Mendes and Salmita, are fighting! As it turns out, Eva is pissed that mi Salmita stole Eva’s unborn baby’s name:

‘The Women’ actress – who is close friends with Salma – was stunned when she discovered the 42-year-old actress had called her daughter Valentina Paloma, who she welcomed into the world in September 2007.

Eva said: “Salma took my baby name. Valentina Paloma. I was like, ‘Salma, you took my baby name!’ And she’s all, ‘What are your other ones so that I don’t take them.’ “

And La Macha is all, Eva girl, you may be my honey, but don’t nobody mess with my Salmita. If she wants your baby name, then you will give it to her, or face the wrath of La Macha!

I could totally kick Eva’s ass. Totally. Even though it does appear she works out. Or something.
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Eva Mendes Will Never Be Ugly to Me

11:21 am By Jennifer Woodard Maderazo · Celebrities · 1 Comment

30 Sep 2008

Eva-Mendes-Black-Dress.jpgNo, not even when she says problematic stuff that I do not agree with:

“I’m obsessed with Keira Knightley. I think that she’s just got it down. She takes chances, she’s edgy, but she’s always a lady. She is so unconventionally beautiful. I’m kind of crushing on her”

Please, do not picture La Macha as she is, on the floor writhing in bitter agony. Think of her as she wishes she were: stunning face, unconventionally beautiful, edgily squeezing tears of disappointment out of her long-lashed actress eyes. And then somebody call Eva and let her know she’s missing out on a whole lot of girl crushing fun!

Eva Mendes Angry that Nipples are Censored

6:28 pm By Jennifer Woodard Maderazo · Celebrities| GLBT| Movies · Comments Off

9 Sep 2008

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So, anybody who knows me even slightly knows that Salma Hayek is my girl. I am sure that someday Salmita will see the queer light and become my wife, or at the very least, girlfriend. But until that day, I will settle for my other girl, Eva Mendes.

You see, Eva makes the news for all sorts of naughty things, for example, getting angry because her nipple was censored, while various forms of guns, violence and murder are given free reign over our television sets.

Eva Mendes is furious with the censor board for allowing violence on TV screens and not her Calvin Klein TV ad that featured a nipple slippage. Since the ad was pulled from U.S. TV networks last month (Aug08) before it aired, only few people have seen the Secret Obsession promo. The ad came under fire for being too provocative.

The actress admits she’s a little upset the sexy ad won’t be seen on TV, she said: “We can show guns everywhere and stuff but we can’t show a woman’s nipple; that’s a bit backwards to me.”

As a child of a former “make love not war” flower power hippy, I see Eva’s point. As an eager girlfriend want-to-be of Eva’s, I see her point even more. As a very sensible feminist, I have to wonder if maybe the point is to get rid of the guns and violence rather than increase consumer mentality around women’s bodies.

Ai, such conflicts in my life. I hardly know what to do about them all.

via/One India

Thalia Will Go Naked Rather Than Wear Fur

12:30 pm By Jennifer Woodard Maderazo · Activism| Celebrities| Chismes · Comments Off

27 May 2008

thalia.jpgAccording to Lossip, Mexicana estrella Thalia is gonna strip down como dios la trajo al mundo for People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. Other Latino stars who have bared all for animales include Patricia Manterola who posed as a caged tiger calling for boycotts against circuses, Eve Mendes who would rather go naked than wear fur, and Constance Marie, who didn’t strip for PETA but urged spaying & neutering in print and television ads. Rockeros Jaguares lent their voices for a pro-vegetarianism radio spot and tv ads. Television star María Celeste has done a number of radio spots for PETA.

Via / PETA

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Eva’s Going to Rehab

6:44 pm By Maegan La Mala · Celebrities| Chismes| Drugs| Entertainment · Comments Off

1 Feb 2008

45667.jpgActress Eva Mendes is reportedly in rehab for some unknown substance abuse problem. TMZ reports:

We’re told the “Ghost Rider” star is at the famous Cirque Lodge, near Sundance. The Lodge, which treated Lindsay Lohan and other stars, is one of the most respected treatment facilities in the country.

Eva has been at Cirque for several weeks.

Her rep tells TMZ “Eva has been working hard for the past year and made a positive decision to take some much-needed time off to proactively attend to some personal issues that, while not critical, she felt deserved some outside professional support. Out of respect for Eva’s privacy, we do not wish to discuss further details.”

Given the great work they’ve done with Lindsay Lohan, I guess we have nothing to worry about!

Via / TMZ


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