VivirLatino

I discovered this morning that I spend a lot of time truly irritated at celebrity news. These days, the sole function of celebrity news seems to be to make me feel paranoid about my parenting abilities.

Take, for example, the incessant reports on MSNBC about the Duggar family and their debt-free-picture-perfect-17-children-and-pregnant again selves. I firmly feel the only reason that family exists is to prove that white folks can outdo everybody on everything.

And then there’s the beyond irritating Brad Pitt:

I guess if I were awesome enough, I would have realized that my kids decide everything about my life, including who and when I will marry, not just when I can go to the bathroom in peace and how I put peanut butter and jelly on a sandwich.

I really need to stop reading celebrity news.