It features photos like this:

Who is Paulo Quevedo? Who the hell knows? All I know is that when I am finished surfing CF's for the day, I always feel better--no matter how gray, nasty, snowy, and violently cold it is outside. Leather is a great way to stay warm and happy, don't you think?

And you wonder why I will not let you anywhere near my Salmita. Que Stunningly Beautiful.

::true love always::

"I'm like an alcoholic. It is like, I don't care if I cry, I don't care if I am fat, I am just going to do it for one more week, one more month, and then when I see how much good it is doing her and I can't stop. It is a very powerful thing, you know."

Ok, you pervs. The above is not an example of Salma's desire for your resident Macha. Or for you either. It is an example of mi Salmita's dedication to motherhood.

I wonder if Salma would mind if I would take care of her tetas when they are achy or sore?

'The Women' actress - who is close friends with Salma - was stunned when she discovered the 42-year-old actress had called her daughter Valentina Paloma, who she welcomed into the world in September 2007.

Eva said: "Salma took my baby name. Valentina Paloma. I was like, 'Salma, you took my baby name!' And she's all, 'What are your other ones so that I don't take them.' "

And La Macha is all, Eva girl, you may be my honey, but don't nobody mess with my Salmita. If she wants your baby name, then you will give it to her, or face the wrath of La Macha!

I could totally kick Eva's ass. Totally. Even though it does appear she works out. Or something.

Voting no on Prop 8 is not just about gay rights,” said America Ferrera. “It’s about preserving the integrity of equal rights in this country. This is not about being gay or straight, it’s about being American. Vote no on Prop 8.”
“Family is very important to Latinos,” said Tony Plana. “Prop 8 discriminates against families and everything we stand for. I encourage all Californians to vote NO on this divisive and unfair proposition.”
“Like all Americans, Latinos have family members and friends who are gay and deserve the same rights all of us have,” said Ana Ortiz. “Prop 8 would take away those rights and that’s why we urge all Californians to vote NO.”

Prop 8 would eliminate the fundamental right for same-sex couples to marry.

Via / Hispanic Tips

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NOTORIOUS Irish skirt-chaser Colin Farrell stripped down to his birthday suit to dance for mega-babe Sala Hayek - to settle her nerves about appearing nude in a flick.

Hayek was worred about losing her clothes in the 2006 film Ask The Dust.

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"And I wasn't dating her - we were working together. We were doing a scene where she had to be naked, so I thought, 'I want to be naked'."

I want to be naked with Colin and Salma, too!

:::imagines self dancing:::

We'll feature an episode everyday as we get closer to election day. Part one asks the burning question, would you marry/date/sleep with someone who wasn't registered to vote?

Mil gracias a La Mala!

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To counter Daddy Yankee's move to the right with McCain, Fat Joe publicly is lending his support to Barack Obama right from his head down to his toes.

And while we can debate the commodification of political figures on shoes and other gear, I wanna shift into the commodification of politics and politics show.

ITV talk show presenter Eamon Holmes made a gaffe while the actress was present to discuss her campaign to wipe out Tetanus, reports The Sun.

Holmes asked Salma, Hayek doesn't sound very Mexican". To which the actress replied that’s because she’s half Lebanese.

He didn’t understand what she said and mistakenly asked: “You’re a lesbian?”

Salma clarified that she was a Lebanese.

Eamon asked her to forgive him and admitted he’d thought she’d said she was “half lesbian”.

You know what is really amusing to me? That even though this dude is talking to a woman with such a thick accent he can't understand her, he still has the audacity to question her Mexican identity! It's so much fun to be mestiz@ some times.

Hayek, spokeswoman for the Pampers/UNICEF campaign against tetanus, went to Sierra Leone last week to take part in an vaccination drive against the disease.

For each specially-marked pack of Pampers diapers sold through year-end, Procter & Gamble has pledged to donate a vaccine. UNICEF hopes to wipe out the scourge, blamed for the deaths of 140,000 babies and 30,000 mothers each year, by 2012.

Now, normal cynical me is rumbling and grumbling about stars and their stupid causes and why doesn't stupid old Pampers just donate the damn vaccines without all of us having to buy their stupid old diapers?

But hawt and bothered me is oohing and ahhing over my sweet lovely Salmita's good soul and marveling how much I'd love to hold her crying little self. And Pampers rawks totally.

Yum, yum.