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White people are terrifying

6:36 pm By la Macha · Bizarro · 2 Comments

20 Mar 2009

How many of you — regardless of religious beliefs — can really call this statement valid?

The Pope has really outdone himself this time. Going a step beyond John Paul the II’s assertion that abstinence is preferable to condoms — which in itself is ridiculous — Benedict has clearly gone off the deep end. Condoms worsen the problem? That’s just crazy talk. AIDS experts in South Africa agree:

Rebecca Hodes, head of policy for the Treatment Action Campaign in South Africa’s city of Capetown, told Al Jazeera on Wednesday they were “extremely angered and saddened by this ill-considered response from the pope”.

“We know, based on over the 10-year experience of preventing and treating HIV in South Africa, that condoms are one of the only evidence-based means of preventing HIV available to us in Africa,” she said.

“There is very little evidence to support abstinence-only education campaigns as a means of preventing HIV. Condoms work in preventing HIV.”

Via / Al Jazeera

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Mexican City Outlaws Catcalls

12:03 pm By Jennifer Woodard Maderazo · Bizarro|crime|Drugs|Justice|Latin America|mexico|society · Comments Off

17 Mar 2009

cat_callsHot on the heels of Guanajuato, Mexico’s banning of public displays of affection comes another strange local law: the city of Culiacán has decided to fine anyone caught shouting “piropos” — catcalls — to women on the street. The anti-piropo law is just one in a series of measures designed to promote morality in the city:

The new law “Police and Good Government” that went into effect yesterday (Monday) in this city provides for economic sanctions for those who catcall, encourage or allow the viewing of pornographic websites in cybercafés and those who leave children under 12 years of age alone in parked vehicles. In addition, the law will also apply to those who do not paint the fronts of their homes and those who play live music loudly at house parties.

Some of these measures seem crazy, others sound about right, but the combination of all of these things is RANDOM. Was there suddenly an outbreak in Culiacán of catcalling, porno-looking, child-leaving and non-painting and the city council just had to put a stop to all of it? And why not fine those playing taped music loudly?

In any case, I wouldn’t worry so much about these social ills, since the first thing that comes to mind — at least to my mind — when I hear the name Culiacán is narcotráfico.

Via / El Universal

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Brazilian Man Kidnaps Child, Crashes Plane

12:12 pm By Jennifer Woodard Maderazo · Bizarro|Brazil|Latin America|society · Comments Off

13 Mar 2009

This story — which sounds like something out of a movie — couldn’t be more colorfully tragic. A Brazilian man allegedly kidnapped his own daughter, 5, and escaped authorities fleeing in a small airplane, which he then crashed into a shopping center in downtown Goiania, Brazil after being chased down by Brazilian air force fighter planes. Both father and daughter were killed, and the crash destroyed 20 vehicles on the ground.

The video above is in Portuguese, but you’ve already got the idea of the story. Take a look at the video to see a recreation of how it happened.

Via / 20 Minutos

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Jueves Jams: Gloria Trevi is F-ing Nuts

6:13 pm By Jennifer Woodard Maderazo · Bizarro|Funny|Music · Comments Off

12 Mar 2009

When I first heard this blast from the past I must admit I was disturbed by the subject matterdid I hear right? Is this really a song about someone ODing on pills and coming back to basically stalk their ex-BF under the guise of “guardian angel”?

Check out that bathtub scene!

It’s so bizarre. And so classic and so 80s, I just had to share in an attempt to lighten up your Thursday afternoon. Hang in there, it’s almost the weekend!

Via / YouTube

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I was dumbstruck after listening to last week’s episode of Chicago Public Radio’s This American Life program this morning. The episode featured a story so Kafkaesque I first doubted its veracity and then just sat shocked. It’s simple enough to sum up in just a few words: the New York City Public School system sends teachers who “misbehave” or are suspected of having done something wrong to what amounts to detention hall for teachers. Teachers are told they will be going to a “reassignment center” and when they arrive, wait to meet with district authorities.

But there will never be a meeting. The teachers sit in rooms for hours doing nothing. Those hours turn in to weeks. Weeks into months for most. And for some into a year or more than one year. Doing nothing.

A culture emerges within this confinement. It is reported by those who have been in what is called “the rubber room” – the informal name for the facility — that the overwhelming boredom and depression felt by the teachers translates into childlike behavior, violent fights and territorial squabbles. In effect, they become a lot like children in detention.

Teachers awaiting their fate — a decision by the NYC school system on whether they will be reinstated and return to teaching or terminated — continue to earn their full salary, even though they are doing absolutely nothing in the rubber room day in and day out. The estimated cost to NYC taxpayers? Some 35 million dollars per year. Read more…

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In case you haven’t heard, resident comedian, Jon Stewart, has decided to take on Jim Cramer. Who the hell is Jim Cramer, you ask? Apparently he is a financial guru of some sort who has made a name off of screwing things up nice and tidy like:

An introduction:

And the hostility just isn’t ending. Last night Stewart aired the following clip. Watch out for how Latin@s make an appearance!

Ai, Latin@s in the house, my friends. ::teary eyed::

On a more serious note, never underestimate how satisfying the “P” word really can be!

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Miércoles Música: Requiem (for a laugh)

6:25 pm By Jennifer Woodard Maderazo · Bizarro|Funny|Music · Comments Off

25 Feb 2009

Now that VL is past the attacks and back in action, we are super happy around here. So happy, that we want to share the joy and what better way to do so than with music? I thought this amazing piece of audiovisual work would put you in the dancing mood on this, the humpiest of days, Wednesday. Plug in your audífonos, turn your screen away from the boss’ view and get ready for Requiem.

Am I the only one who actually remembers this song and video?

PS: Please remember to re-subscribe to our feed so you won’t miss a thing (like this spectacular video): our new feed address is vivirlatino.com/feed

Via / YouTube

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In the realm of holiday-related marketing, Valentine’s Day advertising can be the most disturbing. From the annoying yet innocuous “every kiss begins with Kay” jewelry commercial (because women’s love must be purchased with trinkets a la island of Manhattan) to the downright terrifying. I caught this commercial for Vermont Teddy Bears and really couldn’t believe what I was watching…the toolish boyfriend, the ladies’ reactions (:42), the suggestion that these bears will undoubtedly lead to sex…it’s all too much.

What’s your favorite or least favorite Valentine’s Day commercial? And do you know of any that are geared towards men?

Via / YouTube

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896436331_fc92fb6e19.jpgExcessive PDA is something I’ll admit I’m not a huge fan of, but if you’re in Latin America it’s something you just have to live with. On the metro, on the bus, on the street corner, there’s a whole lot of fajándose going on. But that has come to an end — in fact any type of kissing has come to an end — in the Mexican city of Guanajuato:

A controversy has broken out in Mexico after the city of Guanajuato, in the center of the country, decided to penalize couples who kiss in public with jail time.

The municipal law was approved on Tuesday by city hall — its majority politicians from the conservative Partido Acción Nacional (PAN)- and according to Guanajuato’s mayor Eduardo Romero Hicks, is part of a campaign to encourage “good habits”.

According to the PAN mayor, prolonged kisses in public make children feel ashamed and for this reason the law will stipulate a fine or up to three days in jail.

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