Archive for the ‘salma’ Category
Who has the best chest in Hollywood?
26 Sep 2009I’m not even sure how this could be called a fair contest. In fact, I’m not sure how it could be called at contest at all. The winner is so *clearly* mi Salmita. How on earth could it be anybody else?
Nuff said.
Frolicking Friday: Pretty in Pink
18 Sep 2009Hope your weekend is as glorious as this picture!
If if you have the time, head out to see la Mala at Bluestockings!
Cirque du Freak
5 Aug 2009My Salmita is going to be in another movie! Yay! This one, she will be playing the bearded lady in the vampire movie, Cirque du Freak. I’ve never heard of this movie before my Salma google alert let me know about it–but it looks really good.
Like it will really appeal to the vampire lovers in us all….but I don’t know. I’m more partial to bearded ladies these days…
la Macha is back too!
23 Jul 2009Heavy traveling is finally done! I am back from the Allied Media Conference in Detroit, Michigan. I got some rest, some family time, and some time to catch up. I am still incredibly tired though, and I have to say, I really admire the shit out of la mala–that woman is a working machine. Kids hanging off her shoulder, food on the stove, three phones ringing, two workshops to run, and she still has the time to be pleasant and relaxed with her fellow bloggers!!!
It was a really great experience–I was especially thrilled by the Zapatista press conference (which I live blogged here). There is so much grassroots radical ground work going on–I just don’t even know what to do with the hope and inspiration it filled in me.
Like mala, I’ll be blogging about it. But for now…a picture of my Salmita, who I’ve neglected in the frenzy of summer. Pobrecita.
How I wish I was a Campari bottle at the moment.
Random Salma Picture
9 Jun 2009Because news about Salma has been kind of boring these days, and I really really need a pick me up.
An oldie but goody:
The day la Macha curled up and died
27 Apr 2009
So, in spite my Salma getting her email hacked the other day, she still went through her remarriage to her much-too-old-not-even-attractive husband, Francois-Henri Pinault.
There is nothing for me to do but curl up and die for a few days.
Sigh.
Salma, Salma, take me away!
23 Apr 2009As bad news just keeps pouring in (don’t even ask me about why my car can’t seem to break down with some 50$ problem instead of some 2000$ problem), the only thing I want to think about any more s hot women. And what other hot woman in the world could possibly comfort me more than my darling Salmita?
Salma’s decided to rub my nose in it and reaffirm her heterosexual tendencies and marry the same man not just once, but *twice*…which frankly, makes me more than a tad irritated. But if she makes another movie where she rolls around naked with other naked women–all will be forgiven. I swear.
Salma’s husband bossnapped
6 Apr 2009
When the news gets too depressing for me, I always feel like I can cruise stories about my Salmita to feel better.
Sigh.
Turns out Salma’s life is pretty darn depressing as well.
Mexican actress Salma Hayek’s billionaire husband Francois-Henri Pinault was held hostage in his car Wednesday by his staff who were angered over 1,200 job cuts at two of his stores.
Mirror online reports, Pinault, 46, the boss of retail empire PPR which owns Gucci shops, was held for an hour by 50 staff members after a meeting in Paris until freed by riot police.
Pinault, who married Hayek, 42, six weeks ago, was the fifth “boss-napping” victim in a month. The union said: “We wanted talks to save jobs.”
Now, as a firm lover of the unions, I have to say, I’m sorta snickering at this. And it, honestly, sorta cheered me up.
As a Salma lover, however, I know that this probably frightened her, and as such, I must tell the unions to cool it.
Union solidarity rocks, just don’t get in the way of my fantasizing.
A little Salmita ogling
12 Mar 2009Ai, it’s been such a long time since I’ve had the opportunity to ogle and hump over the latest picture/words of my Salmita. This comes at just the right time.
The Mexican actress, famed for her curvy figure, used to be flat-chested when she was younger and regularly prayed for a bigger bust.
She even put her hands in holy water to try and make a miracle happen.
She said: “My mother and I stopped at a church during a road trip we were making from our home in Mexico.
“When we went inside the church, I prayed for the miracle that I wanted to happen. I put my hands in holy water and said, ‘Please God, give me some breasts!’”
It’s so wonderful how connected Salma and la Macha really are–I’ve actually prayed the same thing! Although it must be admitted, the praying happened under different circumstances (that’s all I think you need to know for now! :->).
May God always answer our prayers in such a blessed way.
Amen.
Hola!
VivirLatino is a daily publication published by 2 Mujeres Media, dedicated to featuring all the latest politics, culture, entertainment of interest to the diverse and influential Latino and Latina community in the U.S.
About | Advertise with us | Contact | Twitter
- Nelson G.: Did Ruben show up? [...]
- Transgender Day of Remembrance and Latin@s | VivirLatino: [...] America still painted as more transphobic than the good old U.S. of A, all we need to do is lo [...]
- Maegan La Mala: intellectual jism....ja ja. I love you [...]
- Maegan La Mala: Chip, Thanks for the info I will add this above. I don't have any other info about the Sunday vi [...]
- dr3373: Please join "Justice for Jorge Steven López - End Hate Crimes" on facebook: http://www.facebook. [...]
- Pedro Julio Serrano on the Murder of Lopez Mercado
- Bay Area Community Members to Hold Vigil and Release Statement about Murders in Maryland and Puerto Rico
- Transgender Day of Remembrance and Latin@s
- Dear Troll(s):
- Puerto Rican, Latino Clergy, Theology Professors, Community Members To Condemn Brutal Hate Killing of Gay Puerto Rican Man
- Vigils for Justice y en Memoria de Jorge Steven Lopez Mercado
- Russell Athletic rehires fired union organizers
- When Things Go Wrong…Terribly Wrong.
- Official VivirLatino Statement on Lou Dobbs Leaving CNN
- Sexual Violence Against Women in Immigrant Detention
VivirLatino RSS Feed
- Bay Area Community Members to Hold Vigil and Release Statement about Murders in Maryland and Puerto Rico
- Transgender Day of Remembrance and Latin@s
- Dear Troll(s):
- Puerto Rican, Latino Clergy, Theology Professors, Community Members To Condemn Brutal Hate Killing of Gay Puerto Rican Man
- Vigils for Justice y en Memoria de Jorge Steven Lopez Mercado
- Russell Athletic rehires fired union organizers
- When Things Go Wrong…Terribly Wrong.
- Official VivirLatino Statement on Lou Dobbs Leaving CNN
- Sexual Violence Against Women in Immigrant Detention
- Nadya Suleman Speaks Again
