My Salmita is apparently starting a new food “diet” collection–operating under the belief that your kidney’s and liver are not good enough “cleaners” of the body, her food line will act as the ultimate cleanser:

Her product, Cooler Cleanse, comes in 5 gut-busting flavors — a green juice, a grapefruit mint, a red juice with beets and apples, young coconut water, and nut milk sweetened with dates.

Salma had us at “hydraulic” — problem is … the diet will run you $58 a day.

Mmmhm. My advice to you? Eat an 50 cent orange while admiring a picture of Salma on the internet. It’s what I am doing.