And unless you think I am not serious about the level of humor Michiganders were able to drum up in reaction to the terrorist attack, please check out this post from Blogging For Michigan about our lovely representative, Pete Hoekstra. Pete is famous for having his ass handed to him by Rachel Maddow and being all all around extreme Christian Conservative.
And of course, as somebody who is not from this side of the state, much less Detroit, as somebody who has never once stood for Detroit (or this side of the state), as somebody who has supported racist “support ‘rural Michiganders’ instead of urban areas” (aka freeloading black folks are stealing from hardworking white people) agendas of various politicians in the state–Pete feels totally comfortable playing the attempted attack up to suit his own agenda.
…that didn’t stop Pete from spending part of Christmas and the entire day of the 26th like some warped modern version of Paul Revere, running to every available form of mass media that he could to remind you that it wasn’t a terrible day, but if you just use your imagination, you can and should turn it into one! Here he is in the Detroit News, “Hoekstra: Attack not aimed at Detroit”, the Detroit Free Press, “Hoekstra: Air terror try hints at a larger plot” (followed by the inevitable, Napolitano: No sign of larger terror plot), the Associated Foreign Press, “Pete Hoekstra: Detroit terror suspect Umar Farouk Abdul Mutallab may be connected to Fort Hood shooter”, WOOD TV in Grand Rapids, “Hoekstra: attack attempt cutting edge”, and there were probably other appearances that we didn’t see because we were too busy checking our basements to make damn sure there were no terrorists down there. Whew.
Ah…Pete. If you weren’t such a total asshole, Michigan might claim you just for the humor you make available to us.
As la Mala pointed out, Michigan was just the target of a terrorist attack. Thank god the attempt failed. But it’s weird, because all hell has broken loose since the attempt. Joe Lieberman wants to attack Yemen. Republicans are sure it is all Obama’s fault. A white man is selling his heroic photos. And my eyes have been subjected to the ripped up underwear of the man who attempted to blow up the plain.
But let me tell you something. As a Michigander and as a Detroiter–let me just say. I promise you–the politics that are swirling around this attempted attack are much more horrific to Michiganders than the actual attempt was.
A little history about Michigan. We are the state with the worst unemployment rate in the U.S. People are leaving Michigan right and left. In many areas of the state (including Detroit, Flint, Saginaw and countless rural areas), unemployment is over 50%. Yes, you read that correctly–50% of the population in many cities throughout the state are simply out of work.
And things only seem to be getting worse. Our state government can’t get its shit together. We have a governor who knows what she’s doing but is constantly hindered by a legislature caught up in grandstanding and buy offs (on both sides). Pundits are saying it’s time to let “Detroit die” even as they refuse to invest in alternative economic structures that would transition millions of people out of dependency on the auto industry.
Everybody is out of work, and those who aren’t are holding on for dear life. Which means that Michigan conservatives and libertarians are in the odd position of being “under attack” but advocating for things they aren’t used to. That is, instead of screaming about “increase police” and “attack attack” etc–there has been a tremendous amount of worry about the government becoming too involved. The government increasing regulations and rules will more than likely have a deleterious effect on the Detroit airline industry.
And nobody knows if Michigan can survive one more industry collapsing. Attacking Yemen doesn’t seem so logical, practical or exciting when you may be out of a job soon.
But the impossibility of increased government interventions on the economy of Michigan has led to an alarming advocacy for profiling. If government control is going to destroy us, we might as well put particular bodies out to be destroyed first. Focus on the brown bodies so that the white ones are left alone. And it’s doubly convenient that the brown folk we’re all watching so closely now are some of the hardest hit by the economic recession, and as such, can’t leave Michigan!
Outside of the increased profiling, my biggest problem is that I just can’t keep up with the people who are putting out all these ‘solutions.’ Within a couple of hours of the news breaking, pundits, activists on the right (from outside of Michigan) and others were already filling the airwaves with militaristic and violent “solutions” that largely center on the control and/or annihilation of brown bodies.
The rest of us (including the conservatives in Michigan) were spending that time reflecting on the glory of being alive and making bad coping jokes about Team Terrorism.
I really don’t know how people who actually lived through a successful attack handled it all. I understand Suheir in way I never have before–can I just have a minute? Just a minute?
I have no answers on what would be the more appropriate response to this attempt. Except the really big solutions like: get out of Iraq, Afghanistan, and stop threatening Yemen, Iran, North Korea, etc. Fix all the areas we’ve blown up. Help those who were bombed recover some sort of life and livelihood.
And then maybe head to Detroit and do the same for us.
I guess I’ll just keep making bad Team Terrorism jokes for now, though, because I don’t see any of that happening any time soon–and if you don’t have an alternative outside of “just stop” to racial profiling, nobody really wants to hear from you.
God Bless the U.S.A.
Yesterday Alex Freyre y José María Di Bello became the first gay couple to wed in a civil ceremony in Latin America (Ushuaia, Argentina to be specific).
Too sweet. Felicidades.
Via / El Diario La Prensa
9:28 am By Maegan La Mala · Detriot|New York City|race|Religion · 1 Comment
29 Dec 2009At this point everyone has read/heard about Flight 253 in Detroit. If you haven’t here’s a rundown: A man attempted to detonate an explosive device that was attached to his leg. It didn’t work. The man burned himself. Another man is being called a hero and selling his pictures.
Perhaps what is more interesting than what 23 year old Nigerian Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab is accused of doing, is the media frenzy and fear fiesta. It’s like we’re back to right after 9-11 where the public is expected to say yes to whatever is said in the name of “safety” Take NYS Assembly person Dov Hikind who represents parts of Brooklyn, who took this opportunity to revive some old legislation of his that failed. The legislation essentially called for the legalization of profiling against certain people, namely Middle Easterners, Arabs and Muslims.
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