As bad news just keeps pouring in (don’t even ask me about why my car can’t seem to break down with some 50$ problem instead of some 2000$ problem), the only thing I want to think about any more s hot women. And what other hot woman in the world could possibly comfort me more than my darling Salmita?

Salma’s decided to rub my nose in it and reaffirm her heterosexual tendencies and marry the same man not just once, but *twice*…which frankly, makes me more than a tad irritated. But if she makes another movie where she rolls around naked with other naked women–all will be forgiven. I swear.