I really appreciate the fact that whoever this interviewer is, is laughing and generously mocking this entire line of questioning. Yes, OMG, Michelle totally touched Jesus..I mean, the Queen (who is a freaking human being who shits just like the rest of us).

First lady Michelle Obama was expected to make headlines in Europe with her style and flair as she accompanied her husband to the Group of 20 summit, but it was a simple gesture that has set off a media frenzy.

While meeting Britain’s Queen Elizabeth II in London on Wednesday, the two women briefly embraced — not your typical scene at Buckingham Palace.

The British media called it everything from a breach of protocol to an extraordinary show of affection from the queen.

Yes, I am resisting making queer jokes about the queen right now. But I have to say in the Queen’s defense, I couldn’t resist touching Michelle either. The only difference, I guess, between the Queer Queen and the Queer Macha is that I’d wind up in Gitmo for doing what the Queen did.