Have you ever listened to a politician give a speech and asked: “Who writes this stuff” or ” I could write a better speech”. Well now you can try your hand writing President-elect Barack Obama’s inauguration speech, Mad Libs style with the Inauguration Speech Generator.

Here’s what I got:

Barack Obama’s Inauguration Speech

My fellow Americans, today is a chevere day. You have shown the world that “hope” is not just another word for “justicia”, and that “change” is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually luchar.

Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces bonito and feo challenges like never before. Our economy is heavy. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for zapatos. Our healthcare system is worrisome. If your tetas is sick and you don’t have insurance, you might as well call a blogger. And America’s image overseas is tarnished like a balloon toy. But singing together we can right this ship, and set a course for Queens.

Finally, I must thank my sexy family, my curious campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank Latinos for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of talking the American people. Without your fresh efforts, none of this would have been possible.

My 11 year old’s is after the jump.

Barack Obama’s Inauguration Speech

My fellow Americans, today is a pretty day. You have shown the world that “hope” is not just another word for “umbrella”, and that “change” is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually jump.

Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces hairy and scary challenges like never before. Our economy is ugly. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for women. Our healthcare system is cute. If your arm is sick and you don’t have insurance, you might as well call a artist. And America’s image overseas is tarnished like a cat bottle. But thinking together we can right this ship, and set a course for backyard.

Finally, I must thank my disgusting family, my wierd campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank Edward Cullen for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of biting the American people. Without your helpful efforts, none of this would have been possible.