“I’m like an alcoholic. It is like, I don’t care if I cry, I don’t care if I am fat, I am just going to do it for one more week, one more month, and then when I see how much good it is doing her and I can’t stop. It is a very powerful thing, you know.”

Ok, you pervs. The above is not an example of Salma’s desire for your resident Macha. Or for you either. It is an example of mi Salmita’s dedication to motherhood.

I wonder if Salma would mind if I would take care of her tetas when they are achy or sore?