Pointing to the reality of el diablo in our midst comes the news that my two fav mujeres ever, Eva Mendes and Salmita, are fighting! As it turns out, Eva is pissed that mi Salmita stole Eva’s unborn baby’s name:

‘The Women’ actress – who is close friends with Salma – was stunned when she discovered the 42-year-old actress had called her daughter Valentina Paloma, who she welcomed into the world in September 2007.

Eva said: “Salma took my baby name. Valentina Paloma. I was like, ‘Salma, you took my baby name!’ And she’s all, ‘What are your other ones so that I don’t take them.’ “

And La Macha is all, Eva girl, you may be my honey, but don’t nobody mess with my Salmita. If she wants your baby name, then you will give it to her, or face the wrath of La Macha!

I could totally kick Eva’s ass. Totally. Even though it does appear she works out. Or something.