Daddy Yankee isn’t finished horrifying Ricans and Latinos in general.
Thankfully next month he steps away from politics and into the realm of the fluffy again when he launches a cologne. For $39 (small bottle) and $49 (big bottle) you can smell like a strange pesto spilled on your shows it seems as the main aromas in the scent include apple peel, ginger, cedar leaves, sage, basil, amber, and suede. Mmmm sexy.

Then yesterday, el Cangri went into my abuela’s hood, Rio Piedras, Puerto Rico as a volunteer teacher in a a school there. The lesson of the day? How to sell your people out by endorsing a Republican U.S. presidential candidate when your parent’s can’t even vote. ok , not really. Instead he spoke to a select group of eighth graders on the correct path to take to avoid death and jail or something heartwarming like that.

I have a list of way better Ricans to speak to children. Pero I don’t come with the bling.

Via / Remolacha,
Blogamole, y Primera Hora