Little Mommy Real Loving Baby Cuddle and Coo from Fisher Price may look like your average battery powered doll, pero really it’s the latest tool of satanist and radical Islam (who apparently have teamed up) That’s right. Just as your little Jane or Jack are playing with their doll, the doll comes to life a la Chucky proclaiming:

Satan is king,” and clearly speak “Islam is the light.”…

Don’t you hear it!?

It would be really funny if it weren’t so sad. Sad that some parents listen so closely to electronic baby talk and make up what they can’t understand.

But there is no excuse for the comments on the original news story. One crazy Texan says:

We have this doll and we live near Lubbock, TX where the doll was purchased!! CLEAR AS DAY this doll says “Islam is the light”!! There is NO mistaking it!!

Another Palin-esque comment reads:

what the doll is “scripted” to say, on what “Fisher Price” presented is NOT what is sold on the market or what we as channel 2 viewers heard from the dolls bought by tulsa area childrens mothers and played on our channel 2 news…fisher price used what would make them look good instead of visiting actual consumers who are making the complaint….what a farce…to be covered up as they did….i intend to boycott any products by this company ,parent companies, and distributers…as many who communicate via internet as parents, aunts, uncles and grandparents. shame on you fisher price for using your own “cover our behinds ” excuse for a defence, instead of investigating the offending dolls we heard as viewers.by trying to make a liar out of children for your own company gain.

But my personal favorite?

Wake up America! When you put that muslim idiot in the white house this is all we will ever hear. You people are allowing this devil in and he will take over. Once a muslim always a muslim. women get ready for your vails and I hope all the men like wearing turbins and robes. America is going to hell in a hand basket. Don’t let Obama in the white house…

Stores are actually pulling the dolls from the shelves.

Now I really want one!

Via / Progressive Muslima News, Kabobfest, KJRH