So Brad and Angie’s 14 million dollar twins have just landed their first magazine cover (yes, I find it a bit frightening that there is already a demand for the ‘real’ Brangelina babies: witness pic of Shiloh with her “new baby sister” right on the front–which little girls count in the world again?).

By way of contrast, J-Lo’s twins only brought in 6 million dollars.

I dunno. I don’t see anything that makes Brandelina’s twins worth more than double J-Lo’s munchkins. Maybe Brad has a bigger…er…goatee than Marc does (where is Marc anyway?)? Or maybe the world doesn’t appreciate twin brown munchkins?

Is it anti-JLo bias?

I demand an accounting!