Forget undocumented immigrants, the real problems are the animals in Chiapas. Apparently donkeys, bulls and other animals need to watch their backs when attacking people or property because they could find their asses in jail (pun completely intended).

A Mexican donkey has landed itself in jail after biting and kicking two men.
The animal was locked up in a holding pen normally used for keeping drunks off the streets after it lashed out at the pair at a ranch in Chiapas state, local police revealed yesterday.
The owner of the angry ass, Mauro Gutierrez, has been told that he will have to pay the injured men’s medical bills before the creature is released from custody.

Who said Mexico isn’t tough on crime?

Via / The Guardian