John McCain is making his victory speech in Dallas after winning Ohio, Texas, Rhode Island, and Vermont and winning the GOP nomination. He’s using the good ‘ole standards of national security, Iraq, Saddam Hussain (wait isn’t he dead already), weapons of mass destruction, Al Quaida, Taliban and Islamic extremism. Are you scared yet?

What you should be scared of is the coldest ass kiss between a husband and wife ever seen on tv (seriously John and Cindy).

Ok sorry back to the speech (sorry Cindy McCain’s Stepfordishness is distracting).

Oh finally John McCain mentioned other ethnicities and classes and about how he’s traveled to places with different types of people.

My friends, John McCain’s speech is boring but maybe that’s because I’m not a Republican. well at least McCain ended it on a fighting note saying the contest begins tonight (allegedly Obama called McCain to say he looked forward to going against him).