Eva came back looking nice and telling some good jokes about being the first Latina with a white gardener. Awww mira que cute Freddy Rodriguez is. I loved him in Six Feet Under.

Ok wait hold up one second. Why do we need to hear songs about loving women hot like jalepenos? Followed by Paulina Rubio shaking her ass. So far this show is doing absolutely nothing in terms of countering stereotypes of Latina women as hot-blooded. What the hell is Paulina bringing to this show anyway.

Maybe because I’m east coast and Rican I don’t get Big & Rich and Cowboy Troy. Tell me I’m missing something big.