Nope, it’s not the porn movie you’ve been dreaming of. JLo actually is going to do Dallas — the TV show – on the big screen. And she’s gonna play Sue Ellen!

If the latest story to be churned out of the rumour mill is correct, the Latino diva is set to play Sue Ellen Ewing in the big-screen version of Dallas.

A US mag reckons director Robert Luketic is finalising his key cast members with Jen set to join John Travolta, Owen Wilson and Shirley MacLaine.

I totally see JLo more as Pam. And wait, that cast is just…weird. I mean Dallas was pure drama, and that ensemble says comedy (if anything) to me.

Predictable: Travolta will be J.R. Ick. Not so predictable: Owen Wilson is Bobby.

I wonder who will play Miss Ellie and Jock? Or Cliff?

Dude, who cares…this is going to totally suck.

Via / Channel 4