Ok we just have passed through the Hispanic block. I mean you wanna tell me it wasn’t planned to have a commercial with Spanish Penelope Cruz selling hair color “that matches my skin tone” after Salma and un Argentino?

9:56 – Jake Gyllenhaal is on stage presenting (with a crooked bow tie) and calling West Side Story an epic. Ah hah. Ok.

10:00 – Jessica Alba. She really looks stunning in that gold dress, pero se ve bien flaca no? She , along with Eric Bana is presenting the award for Best Sound Mixing. The winner is King Kong. How ironic the mic wasn’t working for a sec.

10:03 – Lily Tomlin and Meryl Streep are doing a really long intro to the presentation of an Honorary Oscar to Robert Altman.

10:13 – I am getting really sleepy and Robert Altman is still talking. If they have a clock on him like he said, where the hell is it??!!

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