Right on to Jon Stewart for goofing on Scientology. Those peeps are a cult I tell ya. And I know. I have a Scientology story.

Owen and Luke Wilson presenting Best Live Action Short to Martin McDonagh for Six Shooter.

Aww que cute. Cartoons at the Oscar presented Best Animated Short Film. And the winner is The Moon and the Sun: an Imagined Conversation.

8:48 – Jennifer Aniston is presenting best breakup!! No , I’m kidding. Best costume actually. The Oscar goes to Colleen Atwood for her work on Memoirs of a Geisha.

8:51- Russel Crowe (sans phone in his hand) is presenting a montage on films about people who made contributions to society. Here we ahve a few Latinas repesenting, like Salma Hayek for her role in Frida. Madonna ain’t Latina (she just wants to be) but she played one in Evita.