Oh no. Mel Gibson totally exoticising Maya culture. Nice way to start the Oscars off. A little racism goes a long way.

Oh my are they totally playing up the gay angle ,riding off the Brokeback Mountain hype although I will say I would love to wake up with Jon Stewart and George Clooney.

8:07 – I haven’t gotten a good laugh out of Jon yet and looking at the faces of the stars as the camara pans the audience, they haven’t laughed either. Oh mira Meryl Streep is sitting behind George Clooney.

8:09 – Finally a political joke out of Jon Stewart. Oh there’s another one about Bjork getting shot by Dick Cheney.

8:12- LATINO SIGHTING. I just saw Marc Anthony’s cara behind Jaime Foxx. I did not see la Lopez though. She’s presenting tonight.

8:14- The gay cowboy montage is pretty funny I must admit. I mean if nothing else Brokeback has led people to analyze how much much homoeroticism is present in pop culture and that there’s nothing wrong with it.

Nicole Kidman is so white that I can’t tell where her ivory dress ends and her skin begins. She’s presenting Best Supporting Actor. Personally I’m all about George Clooney pero a ver. Jake Gyllenhaal looks yummy though. Yeah!! Jorge Clooney wins his first Oscar!!! Oh mira his speech is political tambien. No fluffiness here.

Commercial….I need to put away the left over pizza.