This is the home stretch mi gente.

10:54- John Travolta is presenting Best Cinematography. Dion Beebe won for Memoirs of a Geisha. Damn there were two Latinos nominated here. I thought out chances were so good.

10:57 – Jaime Foxx took off his shades to present Best Actress in a Leading Role. And the winner is…..Reese Witherspoon. Why did she kiss her man on the cheek? Was she so worried about messing up her lipstick? Ay I was hoping Felicity Huffman would win.

11:07 – Dustin Hoffman is presenting Best Adapted Screenplay. The Oscar goes to the writers of Brokeback Mountain.

11:13- Wow did Uma Thurman get blonde or what? She is presenting Best Screenplay and the Oscar goes to the writer’s of Crash.

11:18 – Tom Hanks with shorter hair is presenting Best Director. And the winner is Ang Lee for Brokeback Mountain.

11:22 – Here’s Jack! Jack Nicholson presenting Best Picture. The winner is…….Crash. Wow that’s a surprise!!! Aww they just shut the mic mid-speech.

I’m sure there is one more joke Jon Stewart has to make and then I can go to sleep.
11:29- Nope. No joke, just a good night.

I hope you enjoyed VL’s live Oscar coverage. We’ll see you in the morning. Until then.