10:37 pm – Will Smith is presenting Best Foreign Language film. And he just spoke Spanish. Why do they always make it seem like Latinos speak super fast and in run on sentences??? The South African film Tsotsi won. Why does he seem so angry?? You won hombre! Be happy.

10:40 – Ziyi Zhong is sparkling in her dress as she presents best Film Editing. Do you see how they group people all together? This is the foriegn portion. Crash won. Ha ha. The film editor almost forgot to give a speech.

10:44 – Hilary Swank must have the longest torser ever that or her boobs are mad droopy. She should consider something with straps. She is presenting Best Actor. Who did Joaquin just say he loved into the camera? And the Oscar goes to…..Philip Seymour Hoffman for his work in Capote. He just shouted out single mamis like his mami.