10:19 – It’s hard for a pimp apparently. That’s what’s on now. The nominated song from Hustle & Flow. Yo that girl just cracked on that note big time and most of the white people look confused.

10:22 – Queen Latifah on stage to present Best Original Song. You don’t think that was planned. The rap song followed by the Queen of Hip Hop? Ay so transparant. Holy carajo. It’s Hard Out Here for a Pimp won best song from a movie! No one thinks it’s ironic to be thanking Jesus about winning for a song about being a pimp? Now you know all the blanquitos are mad confused. See look at Jon Stewart cracking up.

10:25 – Wow Marc Anthony doesn’t looked cracked out today. They just showed him on screen.

10:27 – Jennifer Garner almost busted her ass twice!!!! She is hiding post baby weight under a really beautiful golden umpire waisted dress. I wonder if J. Lo. is laughing or if she did some brujeria to make that happen. Jennifer just presented the award for best Sound Editing to the King Kong people who have just been tearing it up tonight with tech awards. How many have they wo now three???

10:30 – George Clooney is introducing the montage of all the people in the industry. I am always surprised here because I always find out someone died that I had no idea died. I miss Mr. Miagi : Pat Morita. A ver quien mas….and Richard Pryor. And on that sad note….a commercial break.