Archive for March 5th, 2006
Latino Live Oscar Coverage: 10:52
11:30 pm By Maegan La Mala · Celebrities|Events|Fashion|Los Angeles|Movies|TV · 1 Comment
5 Mar 2006
This is the home stretch mi gente.
10:54- John Travolta is presenting Best Cinematography. Dion Beebe won for Memoirs of a Geisha. Damn there were two Latinos nominated here. I thought out chances were so good.
10:57 – Jaime Foxx took off his shades to present Best Actress in a Leading Role. And the winner is…..Reese Witherspoon. Why did she kiss her man on the cheek? Was she so worried about messing up her lipstick? Ay I was hoping Felicity Huffman would win.
11:07 – Dustin Hoffman is presenting Best Adapted Screenplay. The Oscar goes to the writers of Brokeback Mountain.
11:13- Wow did Uma Thurman get blonde or what? She is presenting Best Screenplay and the Oscar goes to the writer’s of Crash.
11:18 – Tom Hanks with shorter hair is presenting Best Director. And the winner is Ang Lee for Brokeback Mountain.
11:22 – Here’s Jack! Jack Nicholson presenting Best Picture. The winner is…….Crash. Wow that’s a surprise!!! Aww they just shut the mic mid-speech.
I’m sure there is one more joke Jon Stewart has to make and then I can go to sleep.
11:29- Nope. No joke, just a good night.
I hope you enjoyed VL’s live Oscar coverage. We’ll see you in the morning. Until then.
Latino Live Oscar Coverage: 10:37 pm
10:36 pm By Maegan La Mala · Celebrities|Los Angeles|Movies|TV · 3 Comments
5 Mar 2006 10:37 pm – Will Smith is presenting Best Foreign Language film. And he just spoke Spanish. Why do they always make it seem like Latinos speak super fast and in run on sentences??? The South African film Tsotsi won. Why does he seem so angry?? You won hombre! Be happy.
10:40 – Ziyi Zhong is sparkling in her dress as she presents best Film Editing. Do you see how they group people all together? This is the foriegn portion. Crash won. Ha ha. The film editor almost forgot to give a speech.
10:44 – Hilary Swank must have the longest torser ever that or her boobs are mad droopy. She should consider something with straps. She is presenting Best Actor. Who did Joaquin just say he loved into the camera? And the Oscar goes to…..Philip Seymour Hoffman for his work in Capote. He just shouted out single mamis like his mami.
Latino Live Oscar Coverage: 10:18
10:34 pm By Maegan La Mala · Celebrities|Los Angeles|Movies|TV · Comments Off
5 Mar 2006 10:19 – It’s hard for a pimp apparently. That’s what’s on now. The nominated song from Hustle & Flow. Yo that girl just cracked on that note big time and most of the white people look confused.
10:22 – Queen Latifah on stage to present Best Original Song. You don’t think that was planned. The rap song followed by the Queen of Hip Hop? Ay so transparant. Holy carajo. It’s Hard Out Here for a Pimp won best song from a movie! No one thinks it’s ironic to be thanking Jesus about winning for a song about being a pimp? Now you know all the blanquitos are mad confused. See look at Jon Stewart cracking up.
10:25 – Wow Marc Anthony doesn’t looked cracked out today. They just showed him on screen.
10:27 – Jennifer Garner almost busted her ass twice!!!! She is hiding post baby weight under a really beautiful golden umpire waisted dress. I wonder if J. Lo. is laughing or if she did some brujeria to make that happen. Jennifer just presented the award for best Sound Editing to the King Kong people who have just been tearing it up tonight with tech awards. How many have they wo now three???
10:30 – George Clooney is introducing the montage of all the people in the industry. I am always surprised here because I always find out someone died that I had no idea died. I miss Mr. Miagi : Pat Morita. A ver quien mas….and Richard Pryor. And on that sad note….a commercial break.
Latino Live Oscar Coverage: 9:54
10:15 pm By Maegan La Mala · Celebrities|Fashion|Los Angeles|Movies|TV · Comments Off
5 Mar 2006
Ok we just have passed through the Hispanic block. I mean you wanna tell me it wasn’t planned to have a commercial with Spanish Penelope Cruz selling hair color “that matches my skin tone” after Salma and un Argentino?
9:56 – Jake Gyllenhaal is on stage presenting (with a crooked bow tie) and calling West Side Story an epic. Ah hah. Ok.
10:00 – Jessica Alba. She really looks stunning in that gold dress, pero se ve bien flaca no? She , along with Eric Bana is presenting the award for Best Sound Mixing. The winner is King Kong. How ironic the mic wasn’t working for a sec.
10:03 – Lily Tomlin and Meryl Streep are doing a really long intro to the presentation of an Honorary Oscar to Robert Altman.
10:13 – I am getting really sleepy and Robert Altman is still talking. If they have a clock on him like he said, where the hell is it??!!
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Latino Live Oscar Coverage: 9:32
9:52 pm By Maegan La Mala · Celebrities|Events|Los Angeles|Movies|TV · 2 Comments
5 Mar 2006
9:33- Sabes que hace falta on Sandra Bullock , as she presents Best Art Direction? Lipstick. She looks all washed out. You know what Keanu Reeves needs? To be in a good movie. Best Art Direction goes to Memoirs of a Geisha.
9:36 – Samuel L. Jackson is presenting a montage about a montage of films that challenge tradional thought.
9:40 – Sid Ganis, President of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences is giving the traditional long boring speech. At least he gave a shout out to New Orleans and introduced Salma Hayek, who looks bella in a teal satin dress and long wavey hair. She is introducing Itzhac Perlman who is playing a selection of songs nominated in the catagory of Best Original Score. We have two Latinos nominated in this catagory (finally!!!). And the winner is, Gustavo Santalolla, un Argentino for the score of Brokeback Mountain. He dedicated the award to us mi gente!! Los Latinos!!!
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Latino Live Oscar Coverage: 9:12
9:29 pm By Maegan La Mala · Celebrities|Fashion|Los Angeles|Movies|TV · Comments Off
5 Mar 2006
Lauren Bacall , with her deep sexy voice pero la pobre seems to be struggling to read the teleprompter.
9:18 – Terrance Howard looks so different and nice with those glasses and short hair. He has a really high voice. He’s presenting Best Documentary Short. The winner is A Note of Triumph.
9:21 – Charlize Theron has an interesting dress and big hair to present Best Documentary Feature. March of the Penguins won. And mira they have stuffed penguins. Que cute. I’m actually getting teary over Artic birds.
9:23 – Jennifer Lopez looks elegantisima is an olive dress and she doesn’t look pregnant at all. You can tell she was just in Puerto Rico or in a tanning salon. She presented the song In the Deep from Crash. There is an actual car on fire on stage. Amazing!
Another Latina coming up, Salma!!
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Latino Live Oscar Coverage: 8:56
8:56 pm By Maegan La Mala · Celebrities|Events|Fashion|Los Angeles|Movies|TV · Comments Off
5 Mar 2006
Will Ferrell and Steve Carrell are made up lovely to present Best Makeup to the team from the Chronicles of Narnia. Aww they turned off the mujer’s mic!
9:00 – Nice Iraq joke from Jon Stewart. Me da pena con all the tech people who don’t get to share the stage with the stars they help.
9:02- A penguin’s best friend, Morgan Friedman (a man with so much class) who just got tongue tied, is presenting Best Supporting actress. The Oscar goes to 7 month pregnant Rachel Weisz.
Jennifer Lopez will be the first Latina to take the stage tonight.
Ewww did you all just see Beyonce in that makeup commerical? She looked lika a payasa!!Mira just because we women of color can wear bright colors doesn’t mean we have to rock them all at the same time!
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Latino Live Oscar Coverage: 8:42
8:54 pm By Maegan La Mala · Celebrities|Los Angeles|Movies|TV · Comments Off
5 Mar 2006
Right on to Jon Stewart for goofing on Scientology. Those peeps are a cult I tell ya. And I know. I have a Scientology story.
Owen and Luke Wilson presenting Best Live Action Short to Martin McDonagh for Six Shooter.
Aww que cute. Cartoons at the Oscar presented Best Animated Short Film. And the winner is The Moon and the Sun: an Imagined Conversation.
8:48 – Jennifer Aniston is presenting best breakup!! No , I’m kidding. Best costume actually. The Oscar goes to Colleen Atwood for her work on Memoirs of a Geisha.
8:51- Russel Crowe (sans phone in his hand) is presenting a montage on films about people who made contributions to society. Here we ahve a few Latinas repesenting, like Salma Hayek for her role in Frida. Madonna ain’t Latina (she just wants to be) but she played one in Evita.
Latino Live Oscar Coverage: 8:25
8:39 pm By Maegan La Mala · Celebrities|Los Angeles|Movies|TV · Comments Off
5 Mar 2006 Ay I really hate Tom Hanks’ hair.
He looks mas viejo.
Ben Stiller (who reminds me of an ex of mine) is wearing some creepy green screen suit to present Best Visual Effects. The visual effects team from King Kong won here.
8:31 – Reese Witherspoon is presenting Best Animated feature. My daughter, la MaopucheRican is all for Corpse Bride winning here. The winner is : Wallace and Gromit and those accepting the award are wearing the biggest bow ties and put bow ties on their statues. Que raros.
8:34 – LATINO SIGHTING! Finally Jennifer Lopez gets her face on the screen. It looks like she was wearing green. We’ll see later when she presents. Dolly Parton is singing Travelin’ Thru the Oscar nominated song from TransAmerica. Ay esa mujer es mas plastica que una Barbie!
Whoa was that Jessica Simpson next to Jake Gyllenhall!!!????
Latino Live Oscar Coverage: 8:00
8:21 pm By Maegan La Mala · Celebrities|Los Angeles|Movies|TV · Comments Off
5 Mar 2006 Oh no. Mel Gibson totally exoticising Maya culture. Nice way to start the Oscars off. A little racism goes a long way.
Oh my are they totally playing up the gay angle ,riding off the Brokeback Mountain hype although I will say I would love to wake up with Jon Stewart and George Clooney.
8:07 – I haven’t gotten a good laugh out of Jon yet and looking at the faces of the stars as the camara pans the audience, they haven’t laughed either. Oh mira Meryl Streep is sitting behind George Clooney.
8:09 – Finally a political joke out of Jon Stewart. Oh there’s another one about Bjork getting shot by Dick Cheney.
8:12- LATINO SIGHTING. I just saw Marc Anthony’s cara behind Jaime Foxx. I did not see la Lopez though. She’s presenting tonight.
8:14- The gay cowboy montage is pretty funny I must admit. I mean if nothing else Brokeback has led people to analyze how much much homoeroticism is present in pop culture and that there’s nothing wrong with it.
Nicole Kidman is so white that I can’t tell where her ivory dress ends and her skin begins. She’s presenting Best Supporting Actor. Personally I’m all about George Clooney pero a ver. Jake Gyllenhaal looks yummy though. Yeah!! Jorge Clooney wins his first Oscar!!! Oh mira his speech is political tambien. No fluffiness here.
Commercial….I need to put away the left over pizza.
Hola!
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